The Prophecy....
The Astrologer told me to be careful with the choices I make in the next few hours, for those would be the one which were to make a massive impact on what the future holds for me. It sounded funny. You know why? Well wasn't I going to make those choices in the future itself. I mean the 'next few hours', is obviously future, that is if you are not traveling in a time machine and by some misfortune have tuned it to the past.